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Spy Kids (March 2010)
Let's swap secrets. What's your favorite spy movie? Favorite spy tools? Do you ever spy on your siblings? If you were a spy, what would your ideal spying gig be? Got any handy tips and tricks for your fellow Muse double agents?
Don't disclose too much, though, or the KIA (Kokopelli's Intelligence Agency) and the FBI (Feather's Bureau of Investigation) will be knocking on your door before you know it.
Hey- got a pet? All right, if you do, here's the #1 way to listen in without getting caught.
1. Get some sort of small recording device, ( i.e. small camera) and attach it to your pet's collar
2. Put a bandanna on your pet's neck, if you have a cat- use something sparkly
2. Turn on- and listen in!!
(if you dont have a pet, an ideal hiding place would be the trah can ( just make sure no one takes out the trash though!)
(March 3, 2010 - 9:21 pm)
I am a cat
(August 2, 2010 - 9:15 am)
I haven't seen any spy movies, or TV shows that have to do with spies, so my favorite TV show that has to do with spies is this one Mythbusters episode. Favorite spy tool is the radio-controlled video camera. I would use that to spy on my sisters while I am at school and see how they mess up my room so bad. I always spy on my siblings, Willow (Yes, Kokopelli, Willow Z., who absolutely LOVES you.) and Ivy. Then I jump out and scare them. Kokopelli, is this enough for the KIA to come? Willow'd love to meet you. Here's a tip on how to sneak up to spy so silently no one will hear you. You have to breathe through your nose. If your nose whistles, don't make a smacking noise when you open your mouth to breathe through. Also, wear bare feet.
(March 3, 2010 - 10:19 pm)
Your names are Willow, Ivy, and Lily? Cool.
(March 20, 2010 - 12:55 pm)
The ideal spying is on enemies, the Squishy Peas. They are liable to stay where they are when they are having their secret meetings and are easy to spy on, as a simple Aeropostale shirt is the most ideal disguise. The Squishy Peas are known to be harmless, but they are enemies to our Agency, and we must keep tabs on them before they become too powerful for their own good. (Sort of.) If your cover is blown while spying on Squishy Peas, relish the confused expressions on their faces, then rutabega and report to your Agency what you have discovered.
P.S. Warning- Invisible Penguin is not what he wouldn't seem.
(March 6, 2010 - 8:02 am)
what is your real name?
(March 25, 2010 - 6:21 pm)
Oh yeah? What's your real name, "a person who wants to know the answer to things"?
(April 5, 2010 - 9:01 pm)
I agree with MoMo.
(June 10, 2010 - 1:16 pm)
I can't tell you. My cover would be blown and the Squishy Peas would find out, as they are in league with the Evil Librarians who control all the information in almost all the world.
(April 30, 2010 - 3:38 pm)
Hello. Ummmmmm........ I was just listening to the recordings of short wave radio and it is cool. Papa November is kinda weird, I have to say. I know.
(March 8, 2010 - 2:27 pm)
ACHTUN!
4 8 15 16 23 42, 4 8 25 26 23 42, 4 8 15 16 23 42, etc etc
translation
angent f watch k fridge
(meaning agent feather of FBI moniter KIA's possible locations for pie before tomorrow pie day)
haha! kokopelli only has 23 hours of pie madness!!!
(March 13, 2010 - 6:24 pm)
he only sleeps 1 hour on pie day??!!!?!?!?
(March 23, 2010 - 8:23 pm)
No it was also the day you spring forward.
he doesn't sleep at all
(March 29, 2010 - 10:19 am)
First of all my favorite spy tools are my radio and my mini camera. When I go over to a friend's house I spy on the parents and sometimes I spy on my sister and little brother. I like to pretend I am on a secret mission. If I hade a time machine I would be a WWII spy.
(March 18, 2010 - 1:37 pm)
I like spying on my sister with a video camera! But it takes her about 15 seconds for her to see me.
(March 20, 2010 - 2:57 pm)
i have just figured out by being nice (and not making too many enemies) you can find out almost anything.
(March 25, 2010 - 6:25 pm)
my favorite spy tool is my lightning cube.
I don't have a favorite spy movie, but it's cool to be a spy. If you survive traning that is...
Anyway, the person we seek is getting careless. Don't fail me Kokopelli!
The ultimate pie recipie will be ours!!!!
Over and out.
(March 27, 2010 - 7:16 am)
Well, I put a little piece of yarn at the bottom of my door, so that I know if someone's been in there, because it falls out. I also have a mirror in my locker so that when someone tries to locker check me, I can turn around and glare at them, which usually works. When I say locker check, I am looking at you, J.C. Anyway, another great idea is to actually watch them! I mean, seriously, no one suspects that you're spying if you're watching them.
(April 5, 2010 - 9:05 pm)
To check if somebody is trying to break into your locker, if you have a combination lock where you turn a dial, then what you should do is every time you close your locker, turn the dial to a random number and if when you come back if the dial is on a different number somebody was turning the dial possibly wanting to break in.
I AM DROWNING IN GRAVY. AVOCADOED INVISIBLE PENGUIN WHO SAID SOMETHING CRYPTIC
(August 28, 2010 - 2:34 pm)
agent kokopelli i need you for big pie throwing
(April 6, 2010 - 9:15 pm)
I actually tailed my dad in a store for hours. It was sooo fun!
(April 14, 2010 - 7:07 pm)
This is what i do. I make sure i am not noticed at my school, which of course i am not. Then i Choose my enemy from the crowds, then I tail her! that's all i get.
(April 14, 2010 - 8:42 pm)
Exactly!! Squishy Peas may dominate, but one day we will rule!!
(April 30, 2010 - 3:41 pm)
Cool an comment! Thanks
(May 2, 2010 - 3:36 pm)
Code 17! I repeat, Code 17! I've been found out. Beware the purple zebras! I don't have much time left, they'll be upon me any second. Just remember, don't trust the purple zebras! Remember this and you can make it. Try to follow in my footsteps. The truth must be known. Just be sure to THUNK! Aggh! They're here. Save yourself!!!!!
(May 8, 2010 - 11:49 am)
Quick. Get to Invisible Penguin. After Incident Pudding the day before yesterday, he may have some influence. Find the greater avacado, distract, battle, rutabaga, set up a new cover identity. Over and out.
(May 26, 2010 - 6:08 pm)
Not "powk- froot". "Pokee-froot". There is a difference in my name that involves audible sound, computery symbols that are not in existance, and the realness of who I really am. To Agent M on the site of the other spider: I will be bringing the shadow to the home of the warrior, along with the second power of purple. These will be enclosed in a white prism that speaks. I also speak to the girl who is not on an island in the time without the room, to tell her that she will not be needing the power of the stone of learning home. I will show her the extent of the challenging road with the world of nature and whirlpool sea creatures. Over and out, Agent Pokefruit.
(PS- Pretty cryptic, huh? I dare you to figure out what I just said!)
(June 7, 2010 - 3:26 pm)
Just stay out of Zucchini's way. He has been acting suspiciously lately and I'm sure none of us want to see a repeat of INCIDENT FRIED-ZUCCHINI-SLEEPLESS like last week, which none of us have quite recovered from.
Ninja star on your mission and remember-- don't make your messages too cryptic or you may draw unwanted attention from SCREECH-SQUISH-UNKNOWN-NETWORK or She-who-must-not-be-named [Me??? --Ed.] and her evil minions. Shorty and Chiuaua should not be underestimated.
Invisible Penguin, after much consideration, left a cryptic message on the saxophone. You will soon recieve the message to decode.
(June 8, 2010 - 4:47 pm)
Ah, yes. I nearly forgot that the mission of what is code named Project Michigan must be kept secret from unwanted anti-Muser organizations. This project is almost started, as Phase 1: The Mystri Stage is done, and following that is Phase 2: The Visit. You may not know what these are. I don't care. It's classified information anyway. Plus, Agent M, on the spider's home to the north, has yet to arrive here. I will show her to this place as soon as possible, and as secretly as possible, so be prepared for who I am now calling Agent M to come. I will not say when, as the journey here is long, and we mustn't call attention to our spy doings.
Agent Pokefruit, signing off.
(June 10, 2010 - 7:58 am)
Hey are Agents Pokefruit and Lightning together(suspicious glare)?
(June 11, 2010 - 8:32 am)
As answer to that:Pipes and orange-- Zucchini may say this but you must ignore that which does not make sense to us that do not make sense. You will understand if you see MONA-LISA-PAGE-2 OF the Lost Investigation Operation Revenge Notebook, because it was broken into by Agent Toothpick in the Prime of Sofa Air.
(June 15, 2010 - 11:10 am)
No, not you.
(June 28, 2010 - 1:05 pm)
WHO IS THE ED GUY?!?!?!?!?!?!
Editor, but not a guy. --Ed.
(September 6, 2010 - 7:29 am)
ALERT! ALERT! My spy notebook has been broken into! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! The notebook contained backwards cursive writing, places I love to go, and, most importantly, a sketch of a possible suspect. The MYMC (Me Yes Me Corporation) has called me in to spy on that, and other, suspects. To avoid another break-in, I have invented the Rubber Band Code. Here it is: I put a rubber band on my notebook to hold my pencil on it. The rubber band is placed just so, so if it's moved, somebody has looked through it.
(June 10, 2010 - 1:14 pm)
This comment is directed to "me, who else", who thinks that Agent Lightning and I are together since I replied to his/her post. I understand your suspicion, but that post was not directed at Agent Lightning, at least not the code part, but another spy, who will, as said in the post, be coming later. And to "whoever wrote this": I have another way. Put two loose papers in your notebook. Label the 1st one '2' and the second one '1'. If anyone opens the book, they fall out. The suspect will, more than likely, put them back in the wrong order. You can then check the book regularly. Over and out, Agent Pokefruit
(June 11, 2010 - 9:04 am)
Gee, thanks. Double security!!
(June 12, 2010 - 4:15 pm)
I love spying!!! Once, my cousin and I spied this guy who was pulled over by the police, and after the police gave him a ticket, we followed him on foot until he got out of the car at a gas staition and started talking with this creepy guy. Then he saw us and we hauled it back to where our perents were but never got in trouble. I still think he is after us to this day though. If you want some tips on spying, good luck trying to get them from me! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
(June 12, 2010 - 3:15 pm)
I have the Encyclopedia of Immaturity. It has like 10 pages on being sneaky. From then on I have used them, and I have succeeded in scaring my brother and sister many times. Such as the classic way of jumping out on them from a secret hiding place. Or more sinister things that are my secrets. And to super cool guy who is cool: Did you have a code in that? If there was, it is "hi I". You need to slow down. You could easily wreck that code by actually spelling something wrong by accident. I will be looking for similarly hidden codes in all your posts!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! And on a happier note, once I saw a car with an upside-down license plate swerving through traffic and speeding. It was probably a theif. Well, zai jian everyone! -Agent Pokefruit
(June 13, 2010 - 12:48 pm)
Psst, Agent Pokefruit, you spelled 'thief' wrong. And to 'super guy who is cool': you spelled 'should' wrong.
(June 14, 2010 - 1:57 pm)
My spy skils are better than my spelling skills!!!
(June 14, 2010 - 6:03 pm)
Oh really? Prove it!
(June 25, 2010 - 11:43 am)
Prove that you don't have too much time on your hands!!!!!!!
(July 7, 2010 - 10:38 pm)
And, to prove your point, you spelled "skills" wrong.
(July 5, 2010 - 7:31 pm)
How did you crack my evil code? Your decoding skills are in good shape! I will be looking for codes in all of your posts also!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
P.S. whats ur real name?
(June 14, 2010 - 6:00 pm)
ALERT ALERT ALERT!!! WE HAVE A SECURITY BREACH!!!! ALERT ALERT!!!!!
(June 15, 2010 - 7:16 pm)
That was me!!!!!
By the way, after spying on Crraw for some time, I have proof that he is working for the HBP's!!!!!!!!!
(June 16, 2010 - 8:26 am)
Really??? Well, you should know that I myself started the Anti-Crraw movement, so I think it's safe to tell me. Plus I have proof, too! But can you say it on the "Don't Call A Spade a Spade" thread? Because that's where most people are stating their proof. And where I started the whole thing.
Can we maybe keep the conversations sort of, a little, maybe relevant to the subject? --Ed.
(June 17, 2010 - 4:15 pm)
Oops. *blushes* Sorry. But where are we supposed to say it?? I mean, if not the top-secret-spying thread, where else? And by the way, it's called the Re-Naming Names thread. That other title was its description. Sorry again.
(June 18, 2010 - 8:44 am)
Not to go off the subject, but I am Adrian D.!!!!!!! I helped start the Anti-Crraw movement!!! So back to the subject, try to crack this code: SOGNAM ETSAT SSORG
(June 18, 2010 - 10:49 am)
EXCUSE ME??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Editors! We have an insulting Adrian D. in our presence! I started the Anti-Crraw Movement, I, Mango!!!!! I have more proof than you would ever have!!!!! How dare you say mangoes taste gross?????!!!!! Here's MY code for you!!!! *ytoiuy* *asrter* *NMOPTY* *cvopoplk*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWEEEEEEET! Break it up, kids! No fighting allowed here! --Mimi
(June 21, 2010 - 1:54 pm)
PUT PLAN VOLLEYBALL INTO ACTION-- I REPEAT-- CHICKENS WITH ABOVE NOT THE EVERYONE DISTINCT!
If you are not me you will rutabaga at the invisible green coat rock which we have come to expect, unless you are Maroon.
Agent Toothpick has turned against us and betrayed our information to the enemy planet which is not a planet!! Next year the enemy shall come!!
(July 5, 2010 - 7:43 pm)
Mango -
SID SLFOGVHE STUHKE BHUPTB RTJHURKEQAID!! TSPO YFNUCNFNKY!
crack the code! (every other letter!)
Agent lightning, i am not sure about everyone else, but i for one do not understand a word of your code.
I dont usually spy on anyone, not even my sis, (she normally tells me stuff when i ask her) but i love the spykids movies!!!
Agent 008, Bond
(July 7, 2010 - 1:37 pm)
Thank you! I love it when people can't figure out what I am saying! It just feels ninja, if you know what I mean. Personally, I think the Spy Kids movies are a bit cheesy, but nice code! I cracked it, and it says:"I LOVE THE HPB THREAD! SO FUNNY!"
To Agent Pokefruit: I have decoded some of your original post: Agent M is someone somewhere else on the Internet. You are hoping they will stumble upon this obscure website to find your message.
LEAPFROG IS RUTABAGING!! This is flower for Agent WarriorHippie, and the Gnu is rutabaging too, so the trombones are split in half. This is the doing of the Screech Associators. We can only hope that 6/10/Green/Bus will not suffer a similar fate.
Peaches!
(July 11, 2010 - 12:11 pm)
Agent Lightning: They are someone who is likely to stumble upon this site, for I have informed them of it. Also, Agent M has returned to the state of their name, except for one, and I obtained two of the Orbs which are all-powerful on the monsters which are small. Mine are not this small, however. It is heavy for its size in the sand, one lives in tall points, and another is within a crystal maze. The last is where up is down and water flows upwards.
(July 21, 2010 - 10:33 am)
Agent Pokefruit: The state of their name... that means they live in Michigan. Agent M stands for Michigan. It helped that your mission was called Project Michigan. That helped me figure that out.
Have prepared to send the dragon to WarriorHippie with the ninja literal flower that is late. Returning to the battlefield before the time overlaps. Queen Annie is arranging a plotting, and the Green Thumb writes her own story. The sun was disguised by a clover, but the fourth cannot exist except in the ninja normal not the flower normal. Oh well. Peaches, but not for ninja. Noodles again soon. My ocelot awaits your return.
(August 17, 2010 - 12:18 pm)
i am part of a secret service for the safety of the american majority. SOME HORRIBLE TERRORISTS WANT TO TAKE OVER KOKOKINO COUNTRY! but have no fear. at this minute my frient Agent Thrifty is busy banging thrm on the head with a jar of peanut butter. so now we are sa-
WHAT?
oh my.
sorry people! i have to go help Agent Blahblahblah go and- oh. right. i can't tell you that.
(August 18, 2010 - 4:36 pm)
They already have! SQUISHY PEAS ARE TAKING OVER!!!
Gravy is soon approaching and even now our hours are numbered. Peaches!
(August 24, 2010 - 6:13 pm)
I will gain more information on the new opposite non-hues. These (Chinese) you xi will be very useful, especially for my theory that the aftermath of the fire cannot withstand the force of the nightmare one. I will obtain the light one that is in the dark, and use it to defeat the letter- named-one. Then, once I have done so, I will go to finish the mission and find Agent M and the one in the state of that letter. They will help me obtain the fire one which brings victory.
(August 27, 2010 - 8:04 pm)
FIRST (I THINK ) MEMBER OF USS (URANIA'S SECRET SERVICE)
(September 2, 2010 - 6:01 pm)
KIA YOU ARE MY ENEMY AS I AM A AGENT OF USS URANIA'S SECRET SERVICE
(September 2, 2010 - 6:35 pm)
Can I join USS?
(September 3, 2010 - 10:41 am)
how do i know that you aren't a double agent
(September 4, 2010 - 9:54 am)