Here at Muse HQ, we're playing in the dirt! Don't worry, Mom, we're not making a mess--there are too many valuable artifacts to be discovered. Read all about the controversial NAGPRA law (affecting Native Americans and archeologists), contemplate the value of letting things stay lost, and learn what it's really like on those archeology digs. There's treasure everywhere! Somewhere in our magazine, you may even uncover a whale-hunting comic and a few pages of Inuit art.

Unearth the secrets of Model United Nations in this month's Muserology. What's the weirdest thing you've ever found? A bone in your backyard? A fossil in the forest? Kokopelli promises NOT to pie you if you tell us about it here. 

Hold your nose, because our gross-out love poem contest winners are brilliant but nauseating! Then submit your own work of genius to our new contest, M is for Muse.