This is the ATGCW: the All-Terrain Giant Chuck Wagon. It is equipped with automatic blowup floats, rock-crusher wheels, and a no-leak roof. Inside, there is a library with comfy arm chairs, footstools and a huge bookshelf with Harry Potter, Warriors, Redwall, other fictional books, and, of course, Muse. In the kitchen there is a large stove, fridge, and pantry. In the pantry, there are many good foods, i.e. brownies, apples, chocolate, cheese, and pies. Also, there are creative media (pencils, paper, paints, and modeling clay, among other things), board games, and puzzles. The bedroom has four queen-sized beds. Each has fluffy, warm blankets and pillows, with a stuffed animal. The fourth room is a greenhouse with Venus flytraps, pitcher plants, fig vines, and other exotic plants. There are also bug cages and fish tanks in this room.

The ATGCW is pulled by six oxen, and the underside can carry enough alfalfa and hay to last seven oxen and four horses for six months.

Now, do you want a run-of-the-mill seven-by-three Conestoga, or the ATGCW?!