Ode to Kokopelli

This article was on bipeds who walked upright
Just like you or I
(Though it turned out this was because
Of Kokopelli’s pies).
The next one was on Ardi and
The ancient bones within her
(And Kokopelli said that he would
Ask her out to dinner).
He predicted rock-throwing among paleontologists
And claimed to be a sprinter
In every single pie-throwing fight
Kokopelli is a winner.
Koko, you’re the main man Muse
As anyone can see
But Kokopelli, please, for once,
Don’t aim those pies at me.