A scientist named Mikaela had been trying to get a parrot named Rainbow to talk for 10 years. Finally she could! But it wasn't exactly what she wanted.

Mikaela: Want a cracker?
Rainbow: Sorry, but do I know you?
Mikaela: Uh, yeah, I've been training you for 10 years!
Rainbow: How dare you talk back to me?
Mikaela: What? You have to remember me!
Rainbow: No, I don't.
Mikaela: Yes, you do.
Rainbow: Blah blah blah I can't hear you.
Mikaela: Huh, you're so frustrating!
Rainbow: Still can't hear you!
Mikaela: Sheesh, you don't have to be so rude.
Rainbow: Don't have to listen.
Mikaela: Quit saying that!
Rainbow: You're not the boss of me, so NO!
Mikaela: Yes I am, thank you very mu—
Bob: Hey, that's my bird!
Mikaela: WHAT????????????!!!!!!
Bob: Your bird is over there.
Mikaela: So you mean this is Pirate and that's Rainbow?
Rainbow: Squawk, squawk.
Bob: Yep.
Mikaela: Man, I hate sharing a lab!
Pirate: See, I told you!