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My Growing Fascination (October 2008)
by Clara Stuligross, age 16, Pennsylvania
When I was five years old, I gained the fantastic responsibility of being allowed to get food from the refrigerator by myself. With this tremendous promotion, I delved into the fridge any second I could get. Dad needed a glass of milk? I was all over it. Mom needed a slice of watermelon? Clara to the rescue! The magic box of wonder provided nothing but good for me. Every time I opened its pearly doors, a bright light illuminated my face and my eyes glittered at the opportunity before me.
Then one day, everything changed. Of course, things seemed normal at first. I was still greeted by the friendly hum and colorful labels when I opened the refrigerator door. I needed some cream cheese for my bagel, and I knew exactly where it was. I had seen Mom reach for it dozens of times—it was on the top shelf. I dragged the stool over to the fridge and stepped up. Not distracted by the whole new set of labels on this shelf, I grabbed my prize and dutifully shut the door. Knife in hand, I opened the lid of the cream cheese container, ready to slather my very own bagel with delicious spread. However, instead of a sunshiny white cream, a dotted carpet of black fuzz blanketed the surface.
This was my first experience with mold. I rushed it over to my dad, who explained what it was. After that, I found mold popping up everywhere. I noticed that it crept up the sides of our compost bin, and devoured my sandwich when I accidentally left my lunch at home. My parents always seemed so sad to see moldy food, but I looked forward to mold sightings. My growing fascination with mold was unstoppable.
In seventh grade, I created a Mold Jar. I ran around the kitchen and threw everything in sight into the jar—pasta, dried apricots, cheese, a slice of peach, broccoli. I also included some comparison food: homemade bread and storebought bread, freshly-ground peanut butter and processed, packaged peanut butter. Within a week, a nice layer of mold had made itself at home in this cozy environment. I brought the jar in to my science teacher and we spent lunch and recess hunched over a science textbook, trying to identify the different types of mold. The peach had developed a round velvety circle of gray webby mold (identified as Rhizopus), and the homemade bread sported fancy white spots (Penicillium). The bread from the store, though, was looking as fresh as ever. The fresh-ground peanut butter had begun to separate and looked like a slug, while the store peanut butter looked almost the same, just a bit limper.
Four years later, the mold jar seems to have hit its limit. I haven’t spotted any new activity for at least a year now. With all of the food nutrients munched to their capacity, the mold wilted away and is now just a big soggy puddle on the bottom of the jar. The food is barely recognizable now, swimming around in a pool of, well, mold juice.
Just three years after the Mold Jar’s beginning, I had another experience with mold. This time, it was mold to the extreme. I needed someone to look after my Madagascar hissing cockroaches (yes, cockroaches make great pets) during a two-week journey to Mexico, so I commissioned my neighbor to watch them. He was very squeamish about opening the cage, as I assume many people are when faced with a tank of a hundred cockroaches, so I decided to make it easy for him. I filled the cage with plenty of carrots, broccoli, and orange rinds; all he needed to do was make sure the cockroaches had plenty to drink. His job was simple: every few days, come over and give them a light mist from the squirt bottle.
My neighbor, anxious to do the best job he could, made sure the bugs were extra-hydrated. He gave them a squirt every minute he remembered. When I returned from Mexico, I took one glance at the tank and discovered the biggest mold
experience of my entire life. With the combination of food, moisture, and warmth in the cage, it had become a breeding ground for mold (and, as it turns out, cockroaches—there were 20 babies when I returned). It was almost impossible to see through the glass tank, because it had been completely covered up by mold. It was everywhere, even on the cockroaches themselves. Being tough little bugs, they handled the situation wonderfully. My mother, however, did not. Before even unpacking the car, I was given a task: clean the cage! I lugged the heavy tank to the porch and put on some gloves before delving into Mold Central. The job, which would probably take an ordinary person under an hour, took me two. Of course, cleaning wasn’t the only thing on my agenda—I had to investigate the mold, too! The carrots had a beautiful snowy-white mold, the broccoli sported a lovely gray fuzz, and the orange peels grew a fancy brown variety.
This was my latest big mold adventure, but I look forward to seeing more mold in the future. I hope it looks forward to seeing me, too.

Awesome! I constantly find myself interested by things that others are grossed out by too!
(October 7, 2008 - 7:14 pm)
Hey, Clara!
I absolutely love your article! It's very well-written and entertaining--a beautiful example of a Muse article from the magazine's glory days.....If we only had more articles like that....
But cockroaches? Mold? Excellent material for an entertaining Muse article, but *shudder* I don't think I could take either as pets. The sight of s hundred cockroaches would give me the chills, and the mold--well, I don't much like mold, lol.
Seriously, though, excellent article!
~Luna the Lovely, MuseBlogger
(October 8, 2008 - 9:27 am)
i agree. once i was sleeping and woke up to find a roach on my finger. i was so scared. cockroaches are NASTY!!!!
(June 15, 2009 - 6:32 pm)
cockroaches can survive a nuclear war. can you?. no. cockroaches have lived longer then any other species on earth.
(March 4, 2010 - 8:38 pm)
AWESOME!!! I don't especially love mold, but I think its kinda cool. BUT, I LOVED your article! Though, I am definitley not a cockroach person.
(October 8, 2008 - 3:30 pm)
The article was great!
(October 8, 2008 - 4:11 pm)
Awesome article, Panda! I don't think I've heard anyone speak so fondly of such disgusting things as mold and cockroaches. To each ens own, I suppose. Some people collect stamps, others baseball cards, and you have your mold. One quesiton: are the roaches hard to clean up after? It seems that their feces would be small and hard to spot. Anyway, an all around great article. I hope future Muserology articles match up to the first two. Awesome work!
(October 8, 2008 - 6:15 pm)
Cockroaches are NOT disgusting in any way!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mold kinda is.........but it IS fuzzy.
(October 10, 2008 - 5:59 pm)
Piggy- the cockroaches aren't actually that difficult to clean up after. I use walnut-shell bedding, so there is a big color-contrast. Also, since the walnut shells don't absorb anything, it makes it difficult for molds to grow (in the bedding itself, that is). Sifting through it is the easiest way to get all of the feces/food out, because the crushed shells are very small. And, every few weeks I replace all of the bedding and wipe down the walls and floor of the tank.
(October 15, 2008 - 6:41 pm)
Awesome article, Pan! It fit the October issue perfectly, too.
(October 9, 2008 - 6:00 pm)
I think you should do a MuseCast about this!
(October 10, 2008 - 7:10 pm)
Wait, what? There's a Musecast? As in, Muse podcast?
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS???
Is it called Musecast, or something else, and can I find it on iTunes? Because if I had that AND Mugglecast, then I would have, like, the best iPod Nano on the planet.... XD
There's no Muse podcast, sorry. --Ed.
(October 17, 2010 - 9:06 pm)
cool! my sister had some crayons once that got mold on them. it was really weird. *goes off to make own mold jar*
(October 11, 2008 - 1:53 pm)
I like mold as well. But that's not the point of this comment. The point is, I found some intresting mold, and I need help identifying it. I found this mold inside (yes, inside) an apple. It looked like a gray spider web and was wrapped aroud the seeds. It did not reduce the quality of the apple's flesh (we used it in a pie). If any one can find out what it is, please help!
(October 12, 2008 - 6:05 am)
I don't know a whole lot about mold, but I do want to ask a few things:
1. Do you have any photographs?
2. Did you check and make sure it was mold, and not some sort of insect/arachnid web thingy? If a spider or moth or whatever gets into the apple blossom and plants a web, the web will stay there even after the animal thingy is long gone.
(October 27, 2008 - 6:24 pm)
very good article.It has become one of my favorite things to read,and I read it over and over, again and again!
(October 12, 2008 - 7:39 pm)
Hey Pan! Awesome article! The jar looks... interesting. I wonder why the storebought food looked a bit less nastier than the homemade ones?
(October 13, 2008 - 1:04 pm)
Preservatives. [insert nose-wrinkle here]
(October 27, 2008 - 8:01 pm)
Flamablamablous article, Pan! Loved it!
(October 13, 2008 - 5:20 pm)
Oh man I think cockroaches are really neat! I got to race a pair of them once. I'm sorry but I can't stand mold...
(February 12, 2009 - 6:36 pm)
ooh... roaches..
I had my own gibbon-I mean, mold experince. So, I was like, in 2nd grade and I had gotten a new lunch box that came with its own "gibbon shaped" water bottle. I put milk in it for some reason the night I got it-maybe all the cups were dirty or something. My sister was chattering in my ear for some odd gibbon-I mean, reason. You know how those older sisters can be. Nag, nag, nag. But the point is, I was distracted so I didn't clean out the bottle well. The next day at school I was eating my lunch and since I was going to pour my school milk in there, I unscrewed the cap of my bottle and- UH OH what is that yucky stuff at the bottom?
And for all you people (Not the gibbons, though gibbons are people too)no I did not try to read the future from it though I believe it was gibbon shaped. What could that mean? That I would become a tweenager while thinking excessively about gibbons and singing the gibbon song every night before I go to sleep? No surely not!
~GIBBON, signing off
(February 26, 2009 - 5:14 pm)
When I was in first grade (and still living in California) I returned from a week of aunts pinching my cheek (a.k.a. vacation) to discover that a jar of maple syrup had grown a veritable lawn of delightful green fuzz. I simply couldn't understand why my parents seemed less than pleased: I had practically carried out a scientific experiment. I even attempted to write a report on the computer (but gave up after four words which took me 20 minutes).
Nearly on my hands and knees at my teacher's feet, I brought the large glass bottle to school one morning for show-and-tell. Perching it precariously near the edge of my desk, I was nearly jumping up and down with excitement when I was called to the front.
The words "large glass bottle" "precariously" and "jumping up and down" have fairly obvious implications. I waltzed up to the room, grasping my bottle firmly. The next thing I knew, I was facedown on the floor and covered in a curiously sticky substance with small patches of fuzz. A piece of glass was cutting into my face. I slowly got to my feet through a mass of syrup, tears, and most disturbingly, blood.
My teacher was beside herself: nothing this exciting, dangerous, or damp had happened in her classroom for as long as she could remember. I was dragged off to the nurse's office. Their main concern was that some of the mould might accidentally have gotten into my bloodstream when the syrup-coated glass pierced my cheek. After a long series of car rides, blood taking, bandaging, removing bandaging, testing, and sobbing, they confirmed that I was fine. I returned to school in the afternoon to what they could salvage of the mould in a plastic bag. When I walked in, the teacher was exclaiming, "How scientific!"
(April 18, 2009 - 8:58 am)
Ew...it looks like meatloaf now...:)
(May 16, 2009 - 2:38 pm)
Wow. I never really have looked at mold, let alone studied it. I think your article was pretty cool though.
(August 18, 2009 - 8:12 am)
I love your Muserology, in fact it's my favourite! I'm also thinking about making my own mold jar. Any tips before I start? I hope so... I need help to do it properly.
One more thing, what kind of food goes moldy best? I want to see a variety of mold in my jar, so please help me! =)
(November 1, 2009 - 8:46 pm)
Oatmeal goes moldy pretty well, and so does macaroni.
(November 30, 2009 - 4:00 pm)